2pm and 7:30pm Shows Available Are You Dreaming Of A White Haired Christmas? From early retirement right up to the pulling of the plug, 21st Century seniors are partying like it’s 1969. Imagine: no work, no pregnancy and a full array of Medicare-subsidized pharmaceuticals all while Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree. Assisted Living: The Home For The Holidays ® is a 75-minute vaudeville-esque revue. The show focuses on the crazy antics that happen at the Pelican Roost Assisted Living “Home”, an active, full-service retirement community, during the holiday season. The holidays can be crazy but it is even more greatly celebrated when you don’t know if you will be here for the next one. The many characters at Pelican Roost sing and dance, revel and kvetch, celebrate and bloviate their way through Christmas and Hanukka. Well, you get the idea, each one is living his and her life — in the moment — to the max. There are no sad songs, no Depends® jokes and no f-bombs in Assisted Living: The Home For The Holidays ®. Everyone there is having way too much fun for that!